(Source: immikey)

matturbating:

this is why she is the queen of genovia

jikukan:

saltwaterstemp:

intellectual-stupidity:

f-e-a-t-h-e-r-b-r-a-i-n:

herpderpicho:

You know what this reminds me of?
The pee frisbee.
The best prank in the world [after poop butter, of course], and it doesn’t even require going into someone’s house. As long as there’s a gap under their door, you can get them.
You take a regular frisbee, like one you’d get at the dollar store, and you pee in it. Put it upside-down, pee in it, and put that in the freezer for a few hours. You’ll have disc of frozen piss.
Carefully remove it from the frisbee, take it to your neighbour’s house [or friend’s, or stranger’s, I don’t care, as long as you keep that piss disc cold, man], and slide it under their door.
It works best if nobody is home and won’t be home for a few hours. That pee will thaw right on their floor, and they’ll come home to a puddle of piss in their house with no sign of anybody getting in.
Who the fuck peed on my floor?
That will haunt them for years.

reblogging for the pee frisbee

pee frisbee omg

PISS FRISBE

bUT WHAT THE HELL IS POO BUTTER

jikukan:

saltwaterstemp:

intellectual-stupidity:

f-e-a-t-h-e-r-b-r-a-i-n:

herpderpicho:

You know what this reminds me of?

The pee frisbee.

The best prank in the world [after poop butter, of course], and it doesn’t even require going into someone’s house. As long as there’s a gap under their door, you can get them.

You take a regular frisbee, like one you’d get at the dollar store, and you pee in it. Put it upside-down, pee in it, and put that in the freezer for a few hours. You’ll have disc of frozen piss.

Carefully remove it from the frisbee, take it to your neighbour’s house [or friend’s, or stranger’s, I don’t care, as long as you keep that piss disc cold, man], and slide it under their door.

It works best if nobody is home and won’t be home for a few hours. That pee will thaw right on their floor, and they’ll come home to a puddle of piss in their house with no sign of anybody getting in.

Who the fuck peed on my floor?


That will haunt them for years.

reblogging for the pee frisbee

pee frisbee omg

PISS FRISBE

bUT WHAT THE HELL IS POO BUTTER

(Source: avocadokitten)

buttheymarrybrunettes:

lololokikiki:

mishasminions:

RELEVANT TO HUMANITY

could go for quite a lot of people

*cough*republicans*cough*

floralporcelain:

horationelson:

or a republican

omg

(Source: thomasfinchmackee)

(Source: benoistmelissas)

javamoose:

kavto-m:

All the references we didn’t get as kids.

We were programmed to be Whovians.

what

righttrackbaby:

fizzingwhizbees-s:

so this just happened on british tv. 

(Source: dracosferret)

  

And I died laughing.

(Source: arlovsky)

(Source: annie-halls)

“I want my life to be like an 80’s movie…”

(Source: ttimeturner)

earlysunsetsoverhogwarts:

shutupmerlin:

#fuck this fucking photoset

there’s a special place in hell for whoever made this.

how-ood:

kevinskidney:

louisbum:

nakedwithhoran:

does england exist to make every other country look stupid

all but one

yea, america can do it by itself 

(Source: dylanofryin)